Currently for sale for what I consider to be a perfectly reasonable $2600 on ebay, this men’s pendant features the world’s favorite plumber encased in a skintight gold tomb.  Here’s the product description from the auction:

This pendant feature a unique design which cant be found anywhere else. The diamonds are 100% genuine and the gold is solid. When buying a pendant from us, you can be sure that you’re paying way below the retail cost and in some cases you are paying close to wholesale cost. Appraisal is included for diamond jewelry priced over $300.00 and free shipping is offered as well. Contact us now for additional info.

Total Carat Weight: 4.25CT
Metal Type: 10K Solid Yellow Gold
Gemstone: Natural Diamond
Stone Clarity: SI
Stone Color: Black, blue, canary, & white
Stone Cut: Round
Setting: pave
Weight: 31.60 Grams
Width: 2 Inches
Length:  3.25 Inches
Note: Mario Design.

This must be “incredibly stupid purchase” week.  At least you get free shipping!